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text; un: sherekhan (misfire) [subject heading: my boyfriend doesn’t know I need more company!!]

[chuffle]

i like big cocks; I have a lonely pussy and it’s nice and wet, don’t you want me xxxx 💦💦🍆🍆🍆

[chaz]

it's fucking hot when you're direct

didn't realize i'd left you wanting, though

[chuffle]

Honestly this place.

You do not leave me wanting but I can pretend if it makes you work harder.

[chaz]

[oh was this a city text and not just an elaborate booty call scenario? good!]

do you want company, tigress

[chuffle]

Maybe you didn’t stuff me enough this morning.

Tell me something you want to try.

[chaz]

that would be your call

[in fact he has been thinking about it recently. not because he feels any specific need to spice up their sex life - she's a walking wet dream as it is - but because he had a feeling she'd ask again. and their sex life sure as fuck shouldn't be boring for either one of them.]

you have toys right

[chuffle]

Yes. Lots of them. Dildos and vibrators and nipple clamps.

[chaz]

which ones are your favorite

[chuffle]

Depends on my mood. I have a nice fat vibrator that when I'm really horny does the trick. I have a little clit stimulator that almost feels like someone's sucking on me.

What I want with you, though, is I want to be spread on your fat cock, but I want you in my ass from behind, so that you can watch as I fuck my pussy with that vibrator.

[chaz]

[he doesn't know why the city even bothers to hijack her device when the things she says voluntarily are just as filthy, if not moreso.]

let's start there

[chuffle]

Yeah? Okay.

Tell me a story, first.

[chaz]

about what

[chuffle]

Tell me a monster story you would hear on a night at sea.

[chaz]

[he was expecting something filthy, given the sex toy talk, but this is an interesting surprise. stories aren't his strength, but he can repeat what he's heard before easily enough.

(he switches back to voice-to-text for this, so it doesn't take a hundred years.)]

there was an old man on teach's crew when i joined up

name of gant or gaunt or something

used to swear up and down he'd seen a beast that was half octopus, half shark

said it had two mouths where those creatures had mouths so it could eat from both ends and that it was bigger than the ship it dragged into the depths. he said the only warning the men aboard had was the sound of the sea starting to boil and by the time they figured out why, it was pulling their ship out from underneath them into water so black it made them disappear the moment they went under

[chuffle]

Do you believe it’s true?

[chaz]

fuck no. how would that thing take a shit

[chuffle]

[She is snort laughing.]

it’s a practical question, I guess. The kind of one that would have earned me a smack.

[chaz]

fucker called me a cunt at the time

[in some ways he hasn't changed much.]

i believe in dark water and animals that can and will kill me

but i sailed for almost twenty years after that and never saw anything like that, so i don't believe in half shark half octopus

[chuffle]

How old were you?

Well I don’t believe it either

[chaz]

you asked, i'm answering. and 18, 19, maybe

[even he's not sure exactly how old he is. (or was.)]

[chuffle]

I didn’t say it had to be true!

Were you a pain in the ass as a teenager?

[chaz]

had no patience for bullshit

[the whole ordeal of enduring and escaping slavery had shaved off some of the more pointless ways that teenagers are obnoxious, but by that point he was already fighting his way out of every confrontation. fortunately teach was quick to rein him in.]

but teach said i ought to let men have their superstitions if it gave them respect for the sea

made sense thinking about it like that

[chuffle]

[She likes the idea of Teach. She wants to meet the one that was like a father, when the only one she met was a loser.]

Sensible. That's how you gain the respect of people who are dumber than you.

Would you have been intimidated by me, as a teenager? Or would you have tried to win me over?

[chaz]

what were you like as a teenager

[he has his suspicions, of course, but would rather hear her point of view.]

[chuffle]

Oh, I was a terror. High on power, you know? My aunties spent a lot of time slapping the shit out of me to get me to behave. That's how we learn.

I was confident. Sure of myself. I've always known I was beautiful.