vane is spared about one-tenth of the confusion by the newly-installed function that reads all texts from jack in jack's own voice. which means that instead of 'who the hell is this', his first concern runs more along the lines of oh hell he's got some kind of brain fever.]
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[ There's a picture attached. It is a butthole. Not Jack's, but it's zoomed in too far to possibly know. ]
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vane is spared about one-tenth of the confusion by the newly-installed function that reads all texts from jack in jack's own voice. which means that instead of 'who the hell is this', his first concern runs more along the lines of oh hell he's got some kind of brain fever.]
what's wrong with you
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I'm vaguely hungover, nothing a good meal won't fix.
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is this how you sext when you're hungover
would have been nice to get a picture of your asshole without you being so fucking weird about it
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That's not my asshole
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what
how can you tell
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[maybe he should. but go on.]
who the fuck's is it then
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jesus christ are you gonna fuck him with it next time or what
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did they also change your name to
[one second here...]
or is that just what he calls you
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He leaves out the cum part. Thought that name was you, taking the piss.
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if i did it you'd be
[he even did the emoji all by himself]
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but I mean, your picture got out. just to John, I think.
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