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[chaz]

Charles Vane

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[calicoat]

What do you mean?

I'm vaguely hungover, nothing a good meal won't fix.

[chaz]

[okay, well, that sounds normal.]

is this how you sext when you're hungover

would have been nice to get a picture of your asshole without you being so fucking weird about it

[calicoat]

[ scrolling.... ]

That's not my asshole

[chaz]

[wait]

what

how can you tell

[calicoat]

I've never taken any photos of it, first of all.

[chaz]

oh. right

[maybe he should. but go on.]

who the fuck's is it then

[calicoat]

just delete it please.

[chaz]

[tik tik tik tik tik tik DING]

jesus christ are you gonna fuck him with it next time or what

[calicoat]

It's not supposed to be so damn close. they blew it up.

[chaz]

[sounds fake tbh]

did they also change your name to

[one second here...]

captaincummiesxoxo💦

or is that just what he calls you

[calicoat]

They did, in fact.

He leaves out the cum part. Thought that name was you, taking the piss.

[chaz]

that's stupid

if i did it you'd be captainlongdick☠️

[he even did the emoji all by himself]

[calicoat]

That's very flattering, Chaz

but I mean, your picture got out. just to John, I think.

[chaz]

it fucking what

[calicoat]

It got sent to John. Same idea, courtesy of Captain Cummies, ha ha, aren't we cute about about it.