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@RACKHAM

[calicoat]

first, tell me this is not coming out in Daphne's voice.

[chaz]

not her. still a woman

[a woman who sounds similar to daphne, if not exactly like her. enough to be intriguing and also slightly alarming when reading a message he knows is coming from jack.]

how do i change it to your voice

[calicoat]

Is it always a woman when I send you messages? You should have said something.

went in for some recording, Mr. Stark is working on it. give it a few days.

[chaz]

how should i know there was an alternative? it only sounds human now because daphne did something

but good

[tony stark, eh? he didn't know he was involved. duly noted.]

[calicoat]

Now I can't tell you what I wanted to tell you, or I'll sound like a woman.

[chaz]

what the fuck jack

[calicoat]

No more intimate correspondence until this is fixed

[chaz]

[hey no wtf]

why the damn hell not

it's not my fault

if you want me to hear something in your voice why don't you just fucking call

[calicoat]

I'm working. supposed to be, anyway. slow afternoon.

[chaz]

so tell me what you wanted to tell me and maybe your afternoon will get more interesting

》voice

[calicoat]

[ ...fine. But not as a woman!!! ]

I spent some time with your picture this morning.

[chaz]

[oh, hell yes - this was worth calling for.]

I was wondering if you'd gotten any use out of that.

[calicoat]

I have.

[ With a teasing lift in his voice, perfectly pleased with himself. ]

More than once, in fact. Might have inspired me to take to the camera myself.

[chaz]

[hoo boy, that went straight to his dick.]

Oh really. I believe I'm owed a share of that, Captain Rackham.

[calicoat]

Oh, owed, are you? What makes you think that?

[chaz]

You've already got one of mine.

[calicoat]

I thought it was a gift, not a trade.

[chaz]

And I thought you'd be more equitable. Were you hoping to make me beg?

[calicoat]

Beg? No, of course not, I won't have you debase yourself.

Perhaps just ask politely.

[chaz]

Funny - I seem to recall the gift being not so much offered as it was demanded. Without even a 'please'.

[calicoat]

Don't be cross with me because you struck your colors, Chaz.

[chaz]

You son of a bitch.

[(affectionate)

don't fall for it, jack, he's extremely amused by this.]

We could've been trade partners. See if you ever receive another 'gift' from me.

[calicoat]

You want to be partners? That's awfully sweet of you.

[chaz]

I've been told I'm fucking charming. [if you even care.]

[calicoat]

Charm me, then.

[ Just imagine he's batting his eyelashes. ]